Theory of Intelligent Falling

At last I have come across a theory that makes sense of how the sparrows in Central Park can fly from shrub to shrub, and yet I never see any of them fall to the ground. Yes, they do land on the ground, but I never see them fall.

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down."

Of course, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, should not be taught in the schools. Its a flawed theory. The FSM is really falling; but a higher intelligence is only pushing it down very, v-e-r-y slowly.

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