What happens at the Donut Connection stays at the Donut Connection.
The sign saying "We won't tell" promises a lot but leaves me wondering. If they were going to tell, who would they tell?
Until now I have never been concerned that as I walk away from the counter the cashier might lean forward and whisper to the next person in line, "See that guy leaving the store right now? The one carrying the box? He bought ... donuts!"