- People who live with unicorns can be taken by surprise when they attack.
- The Alle-Kiski Medical Center Emergency Room is equipped and staffed to handle such injuries.
- Unicorns that attack should not be surprised if there is retaliation from the victim.
At the Emergency Room for the Alle-Kiski Medical Center in Natrona Heights the staff were surprised when they were told that they were treating a victim of a unicorn attack. But they effectively put their training and skills to work, cleaning out the wound, putting in eight stitches to close it up, and leaving the victim with follow-up instructions for caring for the wound..
As she was being discharged from her brief stay in the emergency room, the victim said. "I'm not sure what I should do with that nasty unicorn."
"That's what ebay is for," was the suggestion from one of the staff.