Monday, July 17, 2006

When Unicorns Attack, Part II

This is a follow-up to my earlier article about "When Unicorns Attack".

Over the last few days it appears that the parishioner who suffered the severe unicorn attack this month now has an infection in the wound. I drove her to the emergency room to get it checked out this morning.

People usually think of unicorn horns as objects of healing, but I have learned that they are not always so.

The parishioner is now very angry at the unicorn. Ebay may be too mild a fate.
unicorn that may meet a bad fate
Even being tethered to a parking meter may be too kind.

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