At a ten-year-old's birthday party yesterday there was a Godzilla pinata as one of the games.
This was one tough monster. The wire holding him up broke twice in the course of the attack by the individual children.
Then Godzilla was allowed to be a sitting target for battery.
Or maybe the problem is the padding on the business end of the improvised bat.
Or maybe no human-made instument of destruction is sufficient for an attack on Godzilla.
(No live lizards were harmed in this children's game.)